This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless; the people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots, we have…dragons.

This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless; the people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots, we have…dragons.

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get-out-of-the-rescue-closet:

It is done!! - Anna

z0mbienipples:

why else would you need a jacket so big

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oknope:

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

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ask-nick-and-the-hick:

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Nick: Burning acid or Ellis…?

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Nick: Open up, Ellis.

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danisnotonfire:

all suited up with @amazingphil! #BRITs2014 (pic stolen from @bbcr1)

danisnotonfire:

all suited up with @amazingphil! #BRITs2014 (pic stolen from @bbcr1)

heyfunniest:

This show tho.

heyfunniest:

This show tho.

austriea:

when you recognize a word from another language you’ve just begun to learn and ur like hEYHeY HEY WAIT I KNOW THAT MEANS and it’s probably some thing insignificant like ‘today’ or ‘maybe’ buT YOURE SO PROUD STILL LIKE HELL YEAH

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